I Broke The Teapot

giggles, some jokes, and then some.

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koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

(via moriarty)

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wellisnthatwizard:

princessnautilus:

a summary of moffat’s writing:

  1. it’s the doctor’s darkest hour
  2. no this is the doctor’s REAL darkest hour
  3. no no hear me out guys this is the doctor’s darkest hour FOR REAL THIS TIME I SWEAR
  4. look i know i said the last one was but THIS IS THE DOCTOR’S DARKEST HOUR
  5. THE  DOCTOR'S  DARKEST  HOUR

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

(via pizza)